ruler() { for s in '....^....|' '1234567890'; do w=${#s}; str=$( for (( i=1; $i<=$((($COLUMNS + $w) / $w )) ; i=$i+1 )); do echo -n $s; done ); str=$(echo $str | cut -c -$COLUMNS) ; echo $str; done; } surftabbednoads() { http_proxy=192.168.42.5:8118 tabbed -r2 surf -e -a@Aa -BDfg } surftabbed() { tabbed -r2 surf -e -a@Aa -BDfg } mktruckdir() { sudo mkdir ${1} sudo chown truck:truck ${1} } shitwin() { xfreerdp2 /u:"Andrew Holland" +clipboard /jpeg /size:1918x1044 /v:192.168.1.92 /bpp:32 } firewall-ssh() { badssh -oKexAlgorithms=+diffie-hellman-group1-sha1 ntcadmin@77.86.234.126 } randmac() { dd if=/dev/urandom bs=4096 count=1 2>/dev/null | sha1sum|sed 's/^\(..\)\(..\)\(..\)\(..\)\(..\).*$/02:\1:\2:\3:\4:\5/' } randmacxen() { dd if=/dev/urandom bs=4096 count=1 2>/dev/null | sha1sum| sed 's/^\(..\)\(..\)\(..\).*$/00:16:3E:\1:\2:\3'/ }